Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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