well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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