My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
i've created a new STD.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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