Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
a search helicopter?!
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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