my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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