Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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