Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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