using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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