yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
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he shaved USA in his pubs
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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