like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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