So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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