That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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