I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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