i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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