Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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