Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I would ride that face into the sunset
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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