redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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