Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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