The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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