The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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