the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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