i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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