Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm both gender and math confused
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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