Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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