I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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