Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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