Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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