YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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