Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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