It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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