I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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