You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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