THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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