So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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