who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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