I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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