I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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