Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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