i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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