we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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