so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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