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If that was your dad, he is hot
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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