he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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