i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
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