why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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