things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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