i don't like sucking hair
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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