dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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