everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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