In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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